{"id":284,"date":"2012-07-23T08:30:28","date_gmt":"2012-07-23T15:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/?p=284"},"modified":"2012-07-23T08:30:28","modified_gmt":"2012-07-23T15:30:28","slug":"rant-rant-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/?p=284","title":{"rendered":"Rant rant rant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apologies for being gone so long. We&#8217;ve been in the process of moving, and it&#8217;s been taking about as long as it&#8217;s been since my last post.<\/p>\n<p>We are currently in an apartment, waiting for our new house to be released from the banks. It will be a glorious house with a glorious yard and a glorious kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>But right now, I&#8217;ve got the kitchen from hell.<\/p>\n<p>At least it&#8217;s got all the pieces that make a kitchen &#8212; sink, stove, oven, fridge, and even a dishwasher, and a microwave. And it&#8217;s even got more shelf space than our old house, when we weren&#8217;t using the linen closet as a pantry and had four extra bookshelves for more storage brought in. This does not help.<\/p>\n<p>The stove makes me want to throw things. It&#8217;s an old electric coil burner stove. Once something gets too hot, there&#8217;s no way to cool it down short of turning everything off and waiting fifteen minutes. Better yet, if you&#8217;re running the oven at the same time as the stove, the stove doesn&#8217;t cool at all. The heat just radiates up from the oven. Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s nowhere to set something that needs to cool; the countertops are that awful vinyl stuff. We&#8217;ve had a tile kitchen, and we&#8217;re going to a granite kitchen, so why would you need massive numbers of trivets? You wouldn&#8217;t &#8212; unless you were stuck in this apartment.<\/p>\n<p>All of which means that a simple breakfast of poached eggs, toast, and grapefruit this morning &#8212; which I could make in my sleep on my old stove &#8212; resulted in my having to throw out two of the three items, and I&#8217;ll give you one guess as to which I only had to prepare once. And then burned myself trying to pick up a pot lid I&#8217;d set to cool on an unused burner &#8212; because there was still heat radiating from the oven.<\/p>\n<p>GET ME OUT OF HERE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apologies for being gone so long. We&#8217;ve been in the process of moving, and it&#8217;s been taking about as long as it&#8217;s been since my last post. We are currently in an apartment, waiting for our new house to be released from the banks. It will be a glorious house with a glorious yard and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6CUdQ-4A","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.auntiepasto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}